Never Smart: Biting The Hand That Makes Your Coffee

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Although I am not as much a Type A personality as the Customer in this tale, I can say that I would be confused in a fancy-schmancy Starbucks-y coffee shop. With all the fancy names of types of coffee, what is the difference between them and which would be considered plain ol' drip coffee? And then there's the special jargon to indicate what would be described in the real world as "small", "medium", and "large". It's enough to make the uninitiated's head spin and just ask for "coffee".